Blatant Plagarism Here!
Language butchery by Mr Rich on 22.8.06 @ 22:23
Seeing as how nobody reads this anyways, allow me to engage in some blatant plagarism.
Here are some rather creative postings and signature lines I found whilst reading a slashdot story today. Note the irony:
from a story on the SCO suit
Re:Theres motherf*ckin snakes in the Court!!!
"Captain's Log, 2368.7: Alien's posing as castaways on Anilorac 5 have turned out to be "attorneys" from a planet Cheron and claim to be have been in pursuit of another alien in sickbay found aboard a lost shuttle for the past 50,000 years. They have taken control of the Enterprise with something they called "Writs" and have used "Powers of Attorneys" to disable the Enterprise's self-destruct mechanism. We are currently unable to pursuade them or regain any control over the ship. I may have to ask Mr. Spock to kick them in the crotches if no other option presents itself."
from a story on the "whoopsy" that got an MS license in the hands of OSI
You can't spell Microsoft without [i]OSI[/i], therefore I will throw a chair.
Apparently, the MS word spell-checker doesn't recognise 'OSI'.
from a story about Weird Al's lastest on his Myspace page
I wonder if SCO has licensed his "Dare To Be Stupid" song yet?
What do you mean his song? We're talking about SCO here. The real question is "Has Weird Al paid the license fee SCO demanded for his use of their song?"
and finally...
from a story on SOAP opening up to lackluster box office returns
Half of the Slashdot crowd will just download the flick and wonder why the producers are so disappointed in the film's performance at the box office. Then they will post about the virtues of free software... knowing full well that they really mean beer.
Piracy must be the answer! It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the quality of the film... I wouldn't watch that crap if you paid me.
The Internet + Lower than expected profits = Piracy. Everyone knows that.
-MPAA
Here are some rather creative postings and signature lines I found whilst reading a slashdot story today. Note the irony:
from a story on the SCO suit
Re:Theres motherf*ckin snakes in the Court!!!
"Captain's Log, 2368.7: Alien's posing as castaways on Anilorac 5 have turned out to be "attorneys" from a planet Cheron and claim to be have been in pursuit of another alien in sickbay found aboard a lost shuttle for the past 50,000 years. They have taken control of the Enterprise with something they called "Writs" and have used "Powers of Attorneys" to disable the Enterprise's self-destruct mechanism. We are currently unable to pursuade them or regain any control over the ship. I may have to ask Mr. Spock to kick them in the crotches if no other option presents itself."
from a story on the "whoopsy" that got an MS license in the hands of OSI
You can't spell Microsoft without [i]OSI[/i], therefore I will throw a chair.
Apparently, the MS word spell-checker doesn't recognise 'OSI'.
from a story about Weird Al's lastest on his Myspace page
I wonder if SCO has licensed his "Dare To Be Stupid" song yet?
What do you mean his song? We're talking about SCO here. The real question is "Has Weird Al paid the license fee SCO demanded for his use of their song?"
and finally...
from a story on SOAP opening up to lackluster box office returns
Half of the Slashdot crowd will just download the flick and wonder why the producers are so disappointed in the film's performance at the box office. Then they will post about the virtues of free software... knowing full well that they really mean beer.
Piracy must be the answer! It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the quality of the film... I wouldn't watch that crap if you paid me.
The Internet + Lower than expected profits = Piracy. Everyone knows that.
-MPAA
