Omigod! Can you beleive it? After years and years of chasing space aliens and Michael Jackson, The National Enquirer finally did some real investigative journalism!
Their crystal ball really came through this time. I'd do much the same thing here, but I also know that they get sued from time to time. That's a bummer as well - I'd love to talk more shit than I already do.
...and speaking of paedophiles...
Warren Jeffs
finally got pulled over. As it turns out,
satan has control of the highways well as the water.